When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
-
Grade Allen
Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.
-
Eugene Field
Men will now get up and walk with the baby in the middle of the night change its diapers and give it a bottle but in their heart of hearts they still think they shouldn't have to.
-
Rita Rudner
We learn from experience. A man never wakes up his second baby just to see it smile.
-
Grace Williams
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
-
Larry David
More Quotes By Larry David
A date is an experience you have with another person that makes you appreciate being alone.
I'd like to start a family but you have to have a date first.
I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
When you're not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom.
